शुभकामना ! शुभकामना !! शुभकामना !!! वडा दशैको शुभकामना ! शुभकामना !! शुभकामना !!! दिर्घ, शान्ति र चएन शुखले छावस परिवार जनमा सधै सधै सुख शान्ति रहोस । हरपल हरक्षण परिवार एकैसाथ रहुन नटूटॉस , नछुटॉस माया र ममता सधैलाई । कहिले महसुस नहोस एक्लोपन मनमा माया छ जहा त्यहि छ जीवन । फुलो फलोस परिवार सुखमा दु:खले कहिलै प्रवेश नपावस । शान्ति छावस ! शान्ति छावस !!शान्ति छावस !!! मान्यजनको आशि़सले पुरा होस कामना दु:खका दिनले कहिलै बास नपावस ।
शुभकामना ! शुभकामना !! शुभकामना !!! वडा दशैको शुभकामना ! शुभकामना !! शुभकामना !!! दिर्घ, शान्ति र चएन शुखले छावस परिवार जनमा सधै सधै सुख शान्ति रहोस । हरपल हरक्षण परिवार एकैसाथ रहुन नटूटॉस , नछुटॉस माया र ममता सधैलाई । कहिले महसुस नहोस एक्लोपन मनमा माया छ जहा त्यहि छ जीवन । फुलो फलोस परिवार सुखमा दु:खले कहिलै प्रवेश नपावस । शान्ति छावस ! शान्ति छावस !!शान्ति छावस !!! मान्यजनको आशि़सले पुरा होस कामना दु:खका दिनले कहिलै बास नपावस ।
1. Marriage is a three-ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring and suffering.
2. Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends. You order what you want, and when you see what the other person has, you wish you had ordered that instead.
3. There was this man who muttered a few words in the church and found himself married. A year later he muttered something in his sleep and found himself divorced.
4. A happy marriage is a matter of giving and taking; the husband gives and the wife takes.
5. Son: How much does it cost to get married, Dad? Father: I don't know son, I'm still paying for it.
6. Son: Is it true Dad? I heard that in ancient China, a man doesn't know his wife until he marries her. Father: That happens everywhere, son, EVERYWHERE!
7. Love is one long sweet dream, and marriage is the alarm clock.
8. They say that when a man holds a woman's hand before marriage, it is love; after marriage it is self-defense.
9. When a newly married man looks happy, we know why. But when a 10-year married man looks happy, we wonder why.
10. Eighty percent of married men cheat in America , the rest cheat in Europe.
11. After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin. They just can't face each other, but they still stay together.
12. Marriage is man and a woman become one. The trouble starts when they try to decide which one.
13. Before marriage, a man yearns for the woman he loves. After the marriage the "Y" becomes silent.
14. It's not true that married men live longer than single men, it only seems longer.
15. A man was complaining to a friend: I HAD IT ALL-MONEY, A BEAUTIFUL HOUSE, THE LOVE OF A BEAUTIFUL WOMAN, THEN POW! IT WAS ALL GONE. WHAT HAPPENED, asked his friend. He says MY WIFE FOUND OUT.
16. WIFE: Let's go out and have some fun tonight. HUSBAND: OK, but if you get home before I do, leave the hallway lighs on.
17. It doesn't matter how often a married man changes his job, he still ends up with the same boss. 18. A man inserted an ad in the paper - WIFE WANTED. The next day he received a hundred of letters and they all said the same thing - YOU CAN HAVE MINE.
19. When a man opens the door of his car for his wife, you can be sure of one thing - either the car is new or the wife is.
English
वडा दशैको शुभकामना ! शुभकामना !! शुभकामना !!!
दिर्घ, शान्ति र चएन शुखले छावस
परिवार जनमा सधै सधै सुख शान्ति रहोस ।
हरपल हरक्षण परिवार एकैसाथ रहुन
नटूटॉस , नछुटॉस माया र ममता सधैलाई ।
कहिले महसुस नहोस एक्लोपन मनमा
माया छ जहा त्यहि छ जीवन ।
फुलो फलोस परिवार सुखमा
दु:खले कहिलै प्रवेश नपावस ।
शान्ति छावस ! शान्ति छावस !!शान्ति छावस !!!
मान्यजनको आशि़सले पुरा होस कामना
दु:खका दिनले कहिलै बास नपावस ।
शुभकामना ! शुभकामना !! शुभकामना !!!
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